Mother Mopar would be proud of you if……


a. You removed the $2000 stereo system from your car to save 6 lbs. of weight.

b. The auto emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull in.

c. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.

d. You carry earplugs in your car. (doesn't everybody???)

e. The nearest Seismic Survey Station Operators know your address by heart.

f. The earth slows in rotation when you hook up on your new slicks and head east.

g. Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveline.

h. Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course.

i. Your engine idles at 2800 rpm or more.

j. You take pride in large automobiles that are outdated in style with crappy rims and no sound system.

k. Your email address refers to your car rather than to you.

l. You have enough spare parts to build another car.

m. You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so.

n. A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."

o. The local police and state highway patrol have a picture of your car taped to their dashboard.

p. You know at least three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket parts houses by heart.

q. You have the monetary equivalent of a lunar rocket invested in it, but your car still won't cut a good light or run the number.

r. You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT.

s. You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s.